The Bogus

A legal battle is brewing with all sides drawing lines i the sand and daring each other to cross and literally kick sand into each others proverbial faces.

The troop of dancing dancers called the X Pole dancers have been accused of not actually being from Poland at all but from Arundel. The erotic dancers were famed both for being Poles and being pole dancers, this gave them a unique selling point and they had even been tipped as possibly finding themselves on Britain’s got Talent.

A spokesperson for the pole dancing community said “they can dance, they can dance if they want to  and if they can’t dance then they’re no friend of mine”.

Other dancers see their false nationality claims as giving them an unfair competitive edge and threatening to take this to court or at the very least challenge them to a dance off.